Saturday, October 27, 2012

If voting for Obama is like the first time you have sex, it’s very difficult to lose your virginity twice. A flailing, pitiful campaign has now adopted Queen Victoria’s supposed wedding advice to her daughter: “Lie back and think of England.” Lie back and think of America. And then get up and get dressed. Who wants to sleep with a $16 trillion broke loser twice?

1 comment:

David Friedman said...

Apparently, the closest anyone has come to supporting the Victoria story is a letter she wrote, referring not to sex but to childbirth.