Sarkozy admits French language a hoax after Wikileaks exposé | NewsBiscuit

Sarkozy admits French language a hoax after Wikileaks exposé | NewsBiscuit: "After yesterday’s Wikileaks revelations, Nicolas Sarkozy has today confirmed that the “French language” is indeed a one thousand year old hoax. The president of France revealed that what purported to be his native tongue was in fact complete gibberish, admitting the French really speak English, except in the presence of the British. This comes as Wikileaks published cables sent by French diplomats to countries such as Spain, China and Russia which were all found to be written in English."